Feb. 09, 2011 — Shawn interviews Dan Ellis for The Blood Sprayer, Feb. 6 2011

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For those of you that are unaware with Mr. Ellis, He is, what I would consider to be a rising cult-film superstar. He’s been in such films as “Monsturd“, as well as “Retardead“. Lately, Dan has been a regular in Plotdigger films, directed by Canadian sleaze king Ryan Nicholson. Despite being a minor character, Dan stole the show in “Gutterballs“. He just has that “bad-ass” quality that you don’t find in many actors today. Dan solidified his presence as a B-movie hero in Nicholson’s next film, “Hanger“. The new film from “Plotdigger“, now titled “Bleading Lady”, puts Dan at the center of the story, and he knocks it out of the park. Dan recently agreed to answer a few questions for us, so here it is.

TBS: Thanks for taking the time to talk to us, Dan-I know you’re a busy guy. It seems like you have a lot going on these days, with several upcoming films in the works. I wanted to start by asking you how you came to be hooked up with Ryan Nicholson, and what it’s like working with him on a film?

Dan: I always have time for you man, no problem!  I first met Ryan in 2006 (I think) after I answered an add for an “Indie horror feature”. I had just moved up to Vancouver from San Francisco in 2004 and was trying to get back into acting after some “time off”. I didn’t really know anyone up here or where to start and I didn’t have an agent. Since I had just finished “Monsturd” and being a fan of horror since birth, I really wanted to get this audition so I sent my crappy headshot and meager resume and held my breath . I got an email with my audition time but I had a “real job” interview just before that (suit and tie) so I show up quite overdressed but super stoked! I walk in and this big dude walks up to me, he has a young woman with him (Michelle Grady) and this scraggly looking rocker dude in a Lynyrd Skynyrd t-shirt with a brace on his knee (Jay Gavin) and right then I knew these were my kind of people.
We introduced ourselves and he looks me up and down, gives me some sides and says “I want you to read for the Janitor, he’s an older guy and maybe he’s got a bum leg. Have a look and I’ll be back in like 15 minutes or so”.  At first I was a little bummed “A Janitor” but I really wanted to be in the film (it was acting and horror the 2 things I love!). After reading it I really liked the part and he (the Janitor) reminded me of a janitor from my high school that we used to make fun of and I did a good impersonation of him when I was younger so I used that for the audition. For once being an American in Canada worked in my favor, it was part of the reason I got the part (no Canadian accent) and Ryan liked what I did. I was cast and that’s when Ryan told me the Janitor was the killer, I almost pooped my slacks! I had no idea who Ryan was till we started filming and I checked his IMDB, I was blown away and really excited about working with him because I love effects so the chance to see them first hand, it was all a dream come true. We just developed a friendship, personal and professional from working on “Gutterballls” and here we are.

TBS: “Bleading Lady” is a different type of film than we’re used to seeing you in. Was this film harder for you as an actor than “Hanger”? Which film that you have appeared in has been the most fun to shoot? Most challenging?

Dan: This is a hard one to answer, there are so many different variables that apply here. I think “Gutterballs” was probably the most fun because of how excited I was to finally be working on something, I really loved that character, the story and the cast and crew were so much fun. The hours were long and weird but overall it was really sad when we wrapped, I think that’s a good way to judge how attaced you are to a production is by how sad you are when you wrap. I don’t mean to take anything away from the other films, they were ALL fun, “Hanger” was fun as hell! I love wearing prosthesis and the content was just so foul how could you not have fun making a movie like that!?! “Star Vehicle” (as it was known when we started filming) was quite different for me/us, we knew going in that it was a bit more “tame” than the other films and I found myself taking a different approach to the character. I was a more “method” approach, reading lines in the car, driving around to rehearse, being “Don” randomly to strangers and even my appearance.
I think the short answer would be: Most fun : “Gutterballs” Most challenging: “Star Vehicle/ Bleading Lady”

TBS: Ryan’s films are drenched in buckets of blood and nastiness. Do you enjoy being covered from head to toe in blood? What was it like to have an ass smeared in your face in that particular scene in “Hanger”?

Dan: Ya know man, I think back to that scene in “Hanger” and all I can say is “We all make sacrifices for our craft”! I have to save something to talk about over beers, right?
Honestly man I wonder at times if there is “something” wrong with me because I love it! I will say that it’s not all fun and games though! There are times it gets in your eye (ouch) or on “Hanger” I was wearing a sweater for the last few scenes that was covered in blood and there is quite a bit of sugar in the fake blood we used so it got really sticky and gross after a couple days.
Prosthesis is another thing I love to get applied, it’s fun and really brings something extra out in the character but the problem most people have with prosthesis is this 1) The life cast (It can get kind of claustrophobic and/or uncomfortable having life cast done)  2) Having the stuff removed (if the person removing is inexperienced or just rough it can be kinda painful).  My mother took me to see “The Phantom of the Opera” when I was about 6 and it really made an impression on me, scared the shit outta me but made an impression non the less. I became obsessed with horror make-up and Lon Chaney and I would spend hours at the library reading about him and how he would get those looks. I started buying theatrical kits and doing  some effects on myself and friends (gunshots and such) then we would run around acting like fools. After a summer of this it became clear to me that I really enjoyed wearing the stuff and acting crazy more than applying it so that’s when I decided I wanted to be an actor, a horror actor! So wearing prosthesis and being covered in blood and/or snot was really what got me into this in the first place. Luckily I had the best mom in the world, really man, she was so supportive. To this day loves horror movies so we talk about what shes seen, it’s cool. I love you mom and thank you!

TBS: I’ve asked Ryan this same question, and now I’m going to ask you. Would you be interested in doing a Plotdigger Spaghetti Western, with you starring as the “Man without a name” type of character? I think you have the perfect style for this type of role, and if any two people could pull it off, it would be you and Ryan.

Dan: Thanks man! You have no idea how much fun that would be for me! I grew up watching Sergio Leone films and idolized Clint Eastwood so I doubt there are two people on this Earth who would enjoy that more than us. Plus there needs to be a good West-sploitation flick for sure. I saw a trailer for “Cowboys Vs. Aliens” but it just looks too safe for me.

TBS: Who are your acting influences? Do you have any sort of ritual to get yourself into character? Or do you just go out there and do your thing?

Dan: I don’t really have any “ritual” but I used to smoke a lot before filming, I quit smoking about 5 months ago, so no more of that. I start to get into character to some extent while on my way to set and that might be very subtle or extreme. I guess I kind of just go and “do my thang” haha. I really liked the “tough guys” growing up but I also loved the old “Hammer Films” horror regulars. In no particular order Clint Eastwood, Charles Bronson, Steve McQueen, Robert Blake (Baretta), Popeye (I know he’s a cartoon but he counts!), Boris Karloff, Bella Lugosi, Lon Chaney (Sr. and Jr.), Lee Van Cleef, Vincent Price, Evel Knievel (Just because he was so bad ass!), James Cagney and Edward G. Robinson etc. etc. etc. For real man this list is HUGE! I had the total T.V. For a babysitter as a kid. I would sit for hours and watch the classics, action and whatever horror films were on. Mom wasn’t a real jerk when it came to bedtime so I got to see all the late night stuff most kids my age missed. I shudder to think who I would have become if I never had Baretta or Kolchak: The Night Stalker!>

TBS: Outside of the Plotdigger universe, what are some horror flicks you’ve seen recently that you dug on?

Dan: Honestly I don’t get to see many current releases, being a daddy and all, so I mostly get my viewings 6 months to a year late when they come out on DVD unless Ryan calls me up for a date. This is tough too because there are tons of indie films that I keep hearing about but never get to see. We should start a Facebook group for “Dads that don’t get to go to the movies” and people can send us DVDs. Haha!
I just re-watched Guillermo Del Toro’s “the Orphanage” last week and man is that a good flick! Besides that I liked “The Collector”, “Zombieland” (honestly I go back and forth with this one), “Dead Girl” and I’m looking forward to getting my hands on “Hobo with a shotgun” and really excited about “Monster Brawl”!

TBS: One of the things I’ve learned about you is that you are a family man. Recently, my first child was born, and I’ve found it’s harder for me to remain as prolific as I once was in my writing. Do you find it’s difficult to balance the time you spend on your career, and the time you spend with your family? Have your kids seen any of your films? And, if so, what was their reaction?

Dan: My wife and family have been great about altering schedules, babysitting and helping out in general when it come to filming. I don’t have “Brad Pitt” money so a nanny ain’t in the budget and I don’t do this for the cash man, so they understand that I do it because I love it and they really have been helpful. I remember I was watching a work print of “Gutterballs” and my oldest daughter, who was 3 or 4 at the time, walked in right as I was cutting Trevor’s throat in the last scene. There was blood spraying in my face and here she comes, I didn’t see her at fist and then I hear “Daddy, is that you?”. I almost shit my self man! I turned it off quickly and looked at her and said “honey uh, that was…” and she cut me off and said “That was just paint on you right? It’s not real” and I said “That’s right honey, it’s not real, it’s just a movie”  and that was it. Both my kids know my movies on sight (they have never seen them) and can tell you from pictures of me what movie it was from. All my girls are awesome and I love them more than Skyline Chili and the Bengals put together!

TBS: As an actor, do you plan to continue to focus strictly on indie film, or branch out into more mainstream projects?

Dan: I’m just taking what I’m given and being thankful for every experience.
I love acting and the thing I love most about it is the diversity of characters, emotions, stories and genres. If I believe in the script, the  part feels right and I think I can do it justice then it doesn’t matter if it’s outside the indie or horror world.  Now, if all I were to ever do was horror and/or indie films… that’s fanfuckintastic too man!

TBS: If a big studio offered you the lead role in a remake of one of your favorite classic horror films, would you accept the gig? And if so, what classic horror film would you wish to participate in the re-imagining?

Dan: I have written and rewritten this answer about 50 times trying to be too fucking political so here goes…. Would I work on a remake? You bet your ass I would!
I am not a fan of remakes, I don’t believe that many are done for the pure love of the original and I don’t think owning the rights to a film should give you the right to piss all over a classic but still I’d do it and here’s why…. For me, this early in the game, I’m so happy just to be doing what I love that I can’t afford to be too picky right now. If I were to turn down a part it would be because I didn’t think I was right for the part, the part wasn’t right for me or I just don’t believe in the story. I was madder than a wet hen when I heard they were going to remake “The Mechanic” but would I have worked on it? Hell yes! I’m pissed now that I hear they are going to remake “Westworld” but I would still work on it. Most of these films were good because of how they were made the first time and you can’t usually “improve” that. I think it funny to see a lot of horror films being remade but don’t hold your breath waiting for a “Casablanca” or “Gone With the Wind” to be remade! I’m not saying all remakes are bad (The Thing, The Fly, Last house on the left…) I just wish the powers that be would tap into the new ideas coming out of the indie scene for projects instead.
So, if I were to pick what remake I would love to do, it would be “Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde” with out a doubt! I’d love to play the lead and base it in “Modern day America” and really make it brutal, gory and dark man! I’m getting all goose bumpy thinking about it! Mwaaaa Haaa Haa!

TBS: If you can’t answer the following question, I will understand, but I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t ask. Do you know the reason for the last minute name change to “Bleading Lady”? I was a huge fan of the previous cover-art, I thought it looked amazing, so I have to admit to being a tad disappointed when the new cover-art was revealed. Which did you prefer?

Dan: It’s pretty common for the distributor to want to rework or, in this case, redo the DVD/poster art. I don’t mind the new one because I’m on the cover now (Haha! Just kidding. Or am I?).
To tell the truth man, the new name doesn’t bother me, sure I liked the old name better, but it is what it is. I’ve gotten messages from people asking the same thing and most of them are unhappy about the name change, some don’t like the art also and I guess it’s just because the hype was built around that name and we all got used to it. As far as I’m concerned the movie is still the same and I never got a clear answer on it anyway so I’m just gonna stay out of it. Haha

TBS: I wanted to express our thanks to you, Dan. You definitely have a few fans here at The Blood Sprayer, and we’ll be watching for your next film. Do you have any closing words for our readers? What will be your next film to be released? Any juicy projects in-the-works that you can tease us with?

Dan: I just finished 2 films with Vince D’Amato and the good people at Creepy Six Films, “The Hard Cut” and “I woke up screaming the day I died” as well as a web series called “The Renfield Syndrome”. We just had the screening a couple weeks ago and they did a killer job! Ryan and I have been trying to get “The Murder Mack” up and running but it seems we keep getting bamboozled by schedule conflicts, funding, locations etc. etc. etc. We are trying to fund this ourselves but we might have to look to investors so, if ya know anyone…. But seriously, we hope to start production this Spring (fingers crossed) and this one is really going to be something! Ryan and I have talked about wanting to do something “Brutal and dark as hell!” and go back to the “More is more” mentality but also more serious. We have a solid cast in place and we are really looking forward to getting them involved and see what they got! “Gutterballs II” is always a hot topic but nothing definite yet (sorry)… More news and info is always available at plotdigger.com and the forum there is a good place also to check in on the happenings or just shoot tha poo.
There are 3 people I need to thank:
You, Bloodsprayer and Co., have been awesome, all the press and support for our films has just been stellar man, so thank you very much!
Ryan, thank you sir for being a friend,for having faith and seeing enough in me to give me a chance. If it wasn’t for you I might not be where I am today!
The fans of our stuff, I cannot express how much I appreciate you and all your support! Without you we could not do what we do and to be recognized for the hard work you put into something, there really are no words to say how much that means to me. Thank you so much!

TBS: So now that you’ve heard what the man has to say, go and seek a few of his flicks out if you’ve yet to catch any of them. Dan has that B-movie superstar quality you won’t find in any other actor outside of Bruce Campbell. He has an uncanny ability to deliver corny dialog in a way that makes it cooler than it should be. Thanks Dan, for doing this for us.

AUG. 30, 2011 — GUTTERBALLS SPECIAL EDITION ANNOUNCEMENT

We’re truly sorry for the delay on the Gutterballs special edition. We know you’ve been waiting patiently, and that there are a lot of awesome things you could’ve spent that money on instead. We really appreciate the trust you’ve put in us to deliver.

Unfortunately, things have been hectic around here (as you’ve seen, if you’ve been following). Which means the Gutterballs DVD re-release has been pushed back… again… until October. Yeah. We know.

Clearly we aren’t folks who will take the money and run: At this point, we are offering refunds, no questions asked, no hard feelings. Rest assured, for those that choose to wait, you WILL eventually have this DVD, just as those good folks who waited for Torched eventually got theirs.

We also don’t mean to be incommunicado on the issue. Every watcher of our work means a lot to us. Everyone’s very busy, is all — Alarming wrapped last week, and we’re going to camera on Profane Exhibit this week! Making brand-new red wet entertainment for you all to enjoy!

If you have any other questions or concerns, ask away on our forum or Facebook and one of us will get back to you ASAP. Thanks!

Brian S. interviews Ryan Nicholson for GeekTyrant, Feb. 21, 2011

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Ryan Nicholson is a fans director and one of my favorite filmmakers. He makes movies for the horror fans and he knows what we like, blood, gore, boobs and crazy killers on the loose. From doing make-upFX work on hit shows like Smallville and SG-1, to blockbusters like Ghost Rider he also likes to take his turn behind the camera and tell his own stories including Famine, Gutterballs and his newest, Bleading Lady. Check out my latest “Versus” with director Ryan Nicholson.

Brian:  First of Ryan, how’d you get into filmmaking?

Ryan:  I think growing up on shows like “Hilarious House of Frightenstein” and creature features on late night cable really shaped my future. I’ve been obsessed with horror and monsters ever since I could walk and talk.Doing make-up effects was a good introduction into film-making. I still do make-up effects from time to time.But I try and focus on writing and directing. I also teach others make-up effects and all that I have learned.

Brian:  You have an impressive resume! Your makeup Fx gigs range from shows like Smallville to blockbusters like Ghost Rider. Then you have your directing, which is your favorite?

Ryan:  I prefer writing and directing. I find it more creatively satisfying. Creating FX for other movies is great but having ALL of the creative control on all aspects on a project is the absolute best.

Brian:  I have to say, since I’ve seen a few of your films one if the things I look forward to is the gory and creative kills. That’s all your work, right?

Ryan:  It’s my partner Michelle Grady’s work and her team, with input from myself. Michelle has created all of the kills from Gutterballs through to Famine. She’s an amazingly talented make-up effects artist.She also handles other elements on our movies. Production details and scheduling. I always look forward to her effects because I know that they will look killer on screen. I think the title character “Hanger” is one of the best and most original prosthetic make-ups in any movie I’ve ever seen.Simply awesome!

Brian:  Who are some of your influences?

Ryan:  Italian horror and 42nd Street sleaze is where you can find me! Canadian horror like Cronenberg and William Fruet as well. I have an extreme love for 80′s sex comedies as well. I think it`s all very evident in my movies.The humour, the cheese.It`s all heaped on very heavily!

Brian:  By the way, I love the movie Gutterballs!

Ryan:  Thank-you!I think it`s a great homage film.It`s a rape/revenge film that steers quickly into slasher film territory and then to the 80′s era.It’s a bizarre film to say the least!

Brian: Ok, tell me about Bleading Lady.

Ryan:  It is my first co-production, with New Image Entertainment and thankfully it was a good one! Making these kind of movies takes a financial toll because no one gets rich off of these. So its great when I can lend my talents to someone else’s production and even better when I get to write the script and have some say in the casting. “Bleading Lady” aka “Star Vehicle” is a character driven dark comedy that has more in common with “Falling Down” and “One Hour Photo” than the usual wells of inspiration. It’s about a man who snaps. He is pushed to the breaking point and then loses it!It all develops on a low-budget horror film exterior set and it’s very much like how it really is. Egos and shit, no one has time for that. This movie is more accessible than my other stuff and I dig that. It has my signature stuff in it but I took more care into writing a character that viewers would relate to and Dan Ellis, who plays the lead Don Cardini, has a break-out performance and will get some well deserved recognition for this role. He steals the show… murders it so to speak! It comes out on March 29th via Breaking Glass Pictures/Vicious Circle Films on DVD everywhere!

Brian:  Being one of the lucky ones to see Bleading Lady before it actually came out, how much blood did you use for this film Ryan?

Ryan:  I used many many gallons. All sprayed and spurted with much happiness! I love fake blood. I can’t get enough of it.

Brian:  How do you get the blood to spray and splatter like you do? Some people use super soakers, do you?

Ryan:  I used pressurized fire extinguishers and all sorts of tubing, funnels etc…I make a ton of different blood formulas for different lighting scenarios.

Brian:  When and where will the horror fans be able to pick this up?

Ryan: They can order here.

Brian: Where can the fans find you on the Internet?

Ryan:  www.plotdigger.com and facebook.com/plotdiggerfilms is where anyone can drop me a line.I enjoy interacting with the entire Plotdigger Family!

Brian:  Would you like to say anything to the fans and aspiring filmmakers?

Ryan:  To my fans, I do this for you!And it’s your support that makes it possible.Many many thanks to you all!To aspiring filmmakers, pick up a camera and start shooting.There’s no time like the present!

Dustin Fox of Sidecar Sally interviews Dan Ellis, Feb. 24 2011

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SIDECARSALLY: The man, the myth, the fucking psycho (on screen only) — Dan Ellis — the star of Hanger, Gutterballs, and Bleading Lady. I have some questions for you, Dan.

Dan Ellis: OK, stab at it.

SCS: We are both Americans that moved to Canada. You’re from Ohio and Canada — the two most hated places by other Americans. First off, and be honest, which country do you like better in general?

Dan Ellis: Hold up, man! Ohio kicks ass, and I doubt Canada is more hated by Americans than some other countries. But to answer your question, I was born in America — I served in its military and I’ve had some of the best times of my life there, so I would be hard pressed to choose any other as of right now. Don’t get me wrong — Canada is great, but I love where I’m from and there are good and bad about both.

SCS: Good answer, Dan. I love Canada more though because the weed is cheaper and they serve alcohol at fully nude strip clubs, which they don’t in most US states. Next question: A lot of your fans don’t know that before you butchered people on screen, you were in the military. Is acting something that you didn’t become interested in until after you were honorably discharged?

Dan Ellis: The opposite, man. I started acting when I was about 10, but I had a pretty ugly experience with the political side of things when I was about 14 and it really turned me off. It had always been in the back of my mind as I got older, and I remember one day I was like, “What the fuck am I doing? I wanted to be an actor,” so I started trying to get my hands into whatever gig I could. I joined an improv group, did some plays, a couple student films and whatever I could find that had a spot I fit. Thank God I met Dan West and Rick Popko — they were doing an indie film called “Monsturd.” They offered me a part and that was what made me really remember how much I loved it and how much fun it could be! As long as I have been alive, acting is the only thing that I really truly loved doing (skateboarding was a close second) and I am going to try to spend as much of the rest of my life doing it as possible, so here we are.

SCS: Monsturd is still on my list of movies to watch, but it sounds awesome. Next question: Does your wife get grossed out by Ryan Nicholson’s films?

Dan Ellis: She’s not really a horror fan, and I have spared her from “Hanger,” so what she has seen (“Gutterballs” and “Bleading Lady”) she’s been fine with. It’s the Asian hermaphrodite midget rodeo clown refluxophile porn that I make her watch that she has problems with. She’s kind of uptight sometimes.

SCS: You’re into that stuff too? I have a whole collection of AHRCR porn! At least she got to see the penile mutilation in Gutterballs. Next question: Your hair is extremely curly in Bleading Lady, but not in Gutterballs or Hanger. What magic is responsible for that?

Dan Ellis: Car batteries, lots of car batteries… Nah, I got a perm and dyed it black . When I suggested it to Ryan I was kind of joking. I also wanted to do it, but when Ryan said “that would be killer man,” I knew we were doing it — and that was that. I love changing my looks, and this was a big one because I couldn’t just “take it off” when we wrapped! That perm and dye was waking up with me for a few weeks, and it fucked with my head at times seeing Don Cardini in the mirror like that. I idolized Lon Chaney when I was growing up, and watching his films I was always amazed at how he changed his appearance and did it so well — a true master — so I imagine that made an impression on me. If I was even 1/100th of the man he was that would be something.

SCS: A fucking PERM — I knew it! Most of my readers are too young to know who Lon “The Man of a Thousand Faces” Chaney is, but you’re right: Even if you were only 1/100th of him, you’d still have ten faces. Next question: Do you ever have dreams about executing people in horrible ways because you’ve done it so many times in your movies?

Dan Ellis: Hell no, man. I love horror films, but the movies are where it ends for me. I’m a pretty even-keeled guy and when people start getting fucked up in my dreams, then it becomes a nightmare and I wake up all freaked out. I can’t even have a good fight dream anymore without the old “I can only move in slow motion” or “All my limbs weigh 15 tons” action, haha! I think if you start having dreams about hurting people, then maybe you just need a little sit down with someone.

SCS: Sleep-dream paralysis is a bitch of a whore. Seriously though, I dream about murdering people all the time, so I will take your advice and talk to someone about it. Next question: I’m sorry, but I have to ask this. What are your three favorite horror flicks that come to mind right away?

Dan Ellis: This is never a fair question, man. Just off the top of my head: “American Psycho,” “2000 Maniacs,” and “Re-Animator.”

SCS: Your next Ryan Nicholson film is The Murder Mack, in which you sport a Nicolas Cage-type haircut. Tell me, what does the real Dan Ellis’s hair look like?

Dan Ellis: Do you say Nicolas Cage because it’s fake or because of the style? Oh no I didn’t! *Evil laughter*

SCS: Nicolas Cage is to hair what Lon Chaney was to faces. While we are still on the topic of hair, would you mind telling me what kind of shampoo you use?

Dan Ellis: It’s some “Mane & Tail” shampoo I get from the Co-Op up the street, and I’m starting to think you either want to be a barber, or you’re sweet on me!

SCS: I swear I haven’t been sending you those photos of me naked. Mane & Tail is shampoo for horses, but people use it too, and they also claim that it makes their hair grow faster. OK, last question: Are there any other projects of yours that you want to mention?

Dan Ellis: I just finished a film called “The Hard Cut” and another called “I Woke Up Screaming the Day I Died,” directed by Vince D’Amato of Creepy Six Films — they should be released this year. Ryan and I are going to shoot “The Murder Mack” and we’ll get started on that one this year. Marcus Koch (“100 Tears”) and I have been trying to work on a project for a while now, so I hope to be doing something with him this year as well. Besides that, I’m pretty open for now, so I hope to squeeze in a few more!

SCS: Thanks a lot for answering my questions, Dan. I feel like I just interviewed Jason Voorhees, or Freddy Krueger, or Rosie O’Donnell (she terrified me as a teenager). I wish you the best of luck, and when you end up in Hollywood working along side of Tom Cruise, remember me.